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March “26”, 2015 EPF Message From The Director

There’s a new message from the Director on all EPF spy phones, marked as having been sent on the 26th. That’s impossible, however, as on the 26th and 27th I checked my spy phone multiple times and there was never a new message. The message arrived yesterday, the 28th, although my spy phone was never…

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With the exception of his appearance in the We Wish You a Merry Walrus television special, things have been pretty quiet from Herbert P. Bear – until now! Tonight Club Penguin updated his website.

club-herbert-image Updated – What’s He Up To?

If you go to Herbert P. Bear’s website you’ll see that it has been updated once again! You can see a picture of his lair and inside it is a table with what appears to be a dismantled periscope along with blueprints for a robotic crab and a mug that says #1 Party Pooper. Based on…

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Klutzy The Crab Spotted On Club Penguin!

For the first time in ages we have received an actual noteworthy EPF message. This new message is from Jet Pack Guy, and he says he saw Klutzy the Crab in the wilderness.

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Protobot Attacks Club Penguin

Today’s the day Protobot strikes Club Penguin! We need your help to stop him from destroying the island! Go to the Future, gear up if you can, and head to outer space.