Club Penguin Times Issue #502 – The Mall Is Open!
Club Penguin has released a new newspaper! This is their 4th of June edition. This is the twenty third issue of 2015 and it brings us to a total of 502 published newspaper issues.
The first main article is about the Puffle Berry Mall now being open.
The second main article in this week’s newspaper issue is about campfire stories.
Here is the island rumours section:
The second page of the newspaper has more content such as artwork and jokes.
does CP just have 0 brain cells HELLO EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THE EPF even if u put the EPF on a parade float with music blasting, confetti coming everywhere, dancing flamingos, light up feathers everywhere, a BIG GIANT neon flashing sign that says “ELITE PENGUIN FORCE” on it and ppl screaming to microphones and bullhorns yelling” EPF! EPF! EPF!” NO ONE would go “oh my gosh I had no idea about them” I swear it seems like if whispered “hello” into their ears it would echo for 100 years. am I being over dramatic? yes! deal with it
as for the campfire thing I must say, worst scary story ever! (and sense when it is it “tradition” to tell stories around that fire I have been on CP sense 2011 and I have never once told a story around it… mostly because I don’t want to deal with annoying bratty preps and also the chat thingy is WAY to sensitive)
finally for the mall personally I like the mall but there is not that much to do in there I bet u within a week it’ll be like the stage all over again
Okay…
Now let’s look at the brighter sides of your problems…
Sometimes people find enjoyment in keeping a secret which isn’t a secret anymore. CP acknowledges that the EPF is no longer a secret which is why the ‘hints’ are absolutely everywhere. Including in the penguin style. Plus, some newer players have no idea about the EPF because they are oblivious to the signs. I joined during operation blackout and I found the EPF entirely by accident.
Stories around the campfire are actually a CP tradition. Especially during the Halloween party. I actually have told one story. Can’t remember it though.
You do have a point about the mall. But sometimes a breath of fresh air Is all it takes to realise what they have. Plus, CP may renovate it in the future to hold more catalogs.